Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says: "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such ... small portions."*
Enough already, people telling jokes makes me nauseus...
So, what's today's special?
Knishes... gefilte fish... pastrami... naah, I'll just take a couple of bagels, one plain, one rye, with some scrambled egg and lox... a few dill pickles and some chips... no, no sour cream it gives me gas... gas prices... I know, I'm thinking of selling my Ford and getting something more economical like a Corvette... no wrap it up, I'm in a hurry I'll eat it on my way home...and give me a honey cake, my wife's mother is coming over and she only needs to gain one more pound before she's guaranteed a heart attack...
* Taken from the opening of Annie Hall
Kosher Honey Cake: I bought this in the kosher section in Sainsbury's. It was a bit like McVities ginger cake, only slightly less gingery.
Scrambled Egg with Smoked Salmon
100g Smoked Salmon
50ml Single cream
*All quantities are very approximate and for a single person